Joke thread

[blue44]

 

[Cellarite]

I was walking through London and a police officer pulled me over for questioning.
He said - "Where are you coming from"?
I replied - "Vauxhall ".
He then said - "Where are you going to"?
I said - "Southall ".
He finally asked - "What's in the bag"?
And I replied -








"Nothing " !!!!!

Was your bike outside?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[r.soleofsalford]

View attachment 70286

That club seem to go out of their way to sign the biggest wankers available.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

That club seem to go out of their way to sign the biggest wankers available.

There are some players that are just destined to play for them.
Being a **** from birth helps.

 

[mosssideblue]

View attachment 67905

I'm going to hell as that is so funny

 

[horlock_was_super]

 

[LWashington]

I was walking through London and a police officer pulled me over for questioning.
He said - "Where are you coming from"?
I replied - "Vauxhall ".
He then said - "Where are you going to"?
I said - "Southall ".
He asked - "What's in the bag"?
I replied - "4 pizzas, 8 large kebabs, 6 curries and 10 lots of fish and chips."
He demanded - "What's all that for?"
I explained - "It's all for Southall, have you seen the size of the fat bastard."

 

[manclad]

Very good.
I'm sure Kenny Everett wouldn't mind you pinching his joke from 1978 !!

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Big Swifty]

There was a young student from Trinity
Who shattered his sister's virginity
He buggered his brother
Had twins by his mother
But still got a first in Divinity

There was a young man from St John's
Who wanterd to bugger the swans
But the faithful old porter
Said "Sir, take my daughter-
Them birds is reserved for the dons"

 

[ROBSH34]

View attachment 70464

Ah but he does have tomatoes!!!

 

[Keep the Faith]

LET THE WANKFEST BEGIN.

 

[Keep the Faith]

NEW TEAM PHOTO.

 

[Keep the Faith]

.

 

[Keep the Faith]

.

 

[fanatic1]

There was a young student from Trinity
Who shattered his sister's virginity
He buggered his brother
Had twins by his mother
But still got a first in Divinity

There was a young man from St John's
Who wanterd to bugger the swans
But the faithful old porter
Said "Sir, take my daughter-
Them birds is reserved for the dons"

A very butch lady named Georgy
Once went to a lesbo sex orgy
She said to her chum
A bit less of your bum
And a bit more of your old Cheddar Gorgey.

There was a young curate called Byngs
Who dreamt about women and things
But his secret desire
Was a boy in the choir
With a bottom like jelly on springs

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

 

[i kne albert davy]

View attachment 70516

There's probably a massive surplus, spread a shortage rumour and the lemmings do the rest :-)