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My Geordie girlfriend was in the swimming pool and smiled at the handsome lifeguard as he walked by.
He said “Are you flirting?”
She replied “No, my feet are on the bottom”.
He said “Are you flirting?”
She replied “No, my feet are on the bottom”.
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I was sitting watching MOTD the other week when the wife came in and said “fancy a shag”
I said “after the football love”
She said “you know you can record it don’t you”
I said “nice, you get the camcorder and I’ll be up when the footy finishes “
I said “after the football love”
She said “you know you can record it don’t you”
I said “nice, you get the camcorder and I’ll be up when the footy finishes “
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I just went up into the attic and found a present I forgot to give the kids last Christmas.
It’s a shame, they would of loved that puppy.
It’s a shame, they would of loved that puppy.