Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

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[JASR]

I'd quite happily be the 1st one to go to Rwanda for £140m £240m, if Mr Sunak wants to make an example of me.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

A man goes in a rough crowded pub and chalks a line right down the middle of the floor, bangs on the bar and says " Twats on that side, cunts on that side"

This huge bloke puts his pint down comes over and says "Hey, I'm not a twat"

Man says "Well get over that side you ****"

 

[sir baconface]

I'd quite happily be the 1st one to go to Rwanda for £140m £240m, if Mr Sunak wants to make an example of me.

If I told you Rwanda is an anagram of raw nad, would you still say the same?

 

[sir baconface]

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Asking for a friend. How small was the penis?

 

[JASR]

If I told you Rwanda is an anagram of raw nad, would you still say the same?

I have War DNA.

 

[Lavinda Past]

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[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Fred_Quimby]

True story.

Last night after dinner our three year old granddaughter - "Mummy! Is grandpa having a baby?"

Time for a diet methinks. :(

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

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