Joke thread

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[kippaxneil]

Years ago, I once told my boss that I come out in a rash every time I get my wages.
When he asked why, I said "It's because I'm allergic to peanuts".

 

[Hertzblue]

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[balotellishaircut]

I watched Countdown yesterday with Rachel Riley and I got aroused.

Not bad for me that seven letters.

 

[JASR]

I watched Countdown yesterday with Rachel Riley and I got aroused.

Not bad for me that seven letters.

I only got wood

 

[Blue_eyes]

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Maybe, but I spotted the mole on the baps instantly.

 

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[Big Swifty]

I watched Countdown yesterday with Rachel Riley and I got aroused.

Not bad for me that seven letters.

I got a nine. I watched Rachel put the letters up and got tumescent

 

[balotellishaircut]

I got a nine. I watched Rachel put the letters up and got tumescent

ha ha, I had to look that word up - brilliant

 

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ha ha, I had to look that word up - brilliant

I got a hard on too.