Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Maintainin]

 

[Maintainin]

 

[Maintainin]

 

[Maintainin]

 

[Maintainin]

 

[KS55]

You would have thought that with him being the adopted son of a carpenter that the church would be overrun with 'original Jesus's chair, table, milking stool, candlesticks and other assorted wooden artifacts (no crosses clearly!)', seems like they've missed a never ending relic trick there.

They do, however, have St. Paul’s foreskin.

 

[Zubrman]

They do, however, have St. Paul’s foreskin.

Celebrated by the eating of Hula Hoops on his Saint's Day.

 

[Keep the Faith]

Ferrari have sacked their entire pit crew today and employed a bunch of scousers. Bad move. In practice, not only were the Liverpool pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 2.5 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower.

 

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[Dicko69]

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

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