Joke thread

[Tuearts right boot]

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It's funny because I can relate to it.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

all these memes are wank.

what's wrong with normal written/spoken




what do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse?

Spoiler: spoiler

warren

what do you call someone with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?

Spoiler: spoiler

bob

what do you call someone with no arms and legs under a pile of leaves?

Spoiler: spoiler

russell

what do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Spoiler: spoiler

cliff

what do you call someone playing pool with a pint balanced on their head?

Spoiler: spoiler

beatrix potter

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[bumbleblue]

What do you call a woman in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette
(Soz I don’t know how to do a spoiler or a fuzzy cover thingy)

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick

 

[RayCTID]

I went to the doctor the other day. I said to him one day I feel like wig-wam and the next I feel like tipi. He diagnosed me as being two tense.

 

[Bill Walker]

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back ?



A stick.

 

[RayCTID]

Why can't you play cards in the Grasslands? Too many Cheetahs about (amended for accuracy)

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Why was the washing machine laughing?

Because it was taking the piss out of the undies

 

[RayCTID]

What do call a woman with a soap box on her head? Ariel

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[i kne albert davy]

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Dead ?

 

[sir baconface]

all these memes are wank.

what's wrong with normal written/spoken jokes?...





what do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse?

Spoiler: spoiler

warren

what do you call someone with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?

Spoiler: spoiler

bob

what do you call someone with no arms and legs under a pile of leaves?

Spoiler: spoiler

russell

what do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Spoiler: spoiler

cliff

what do you call someone playing pool with a pint balanced on their head?

Spoiler: spoiler

beatrix potter

You’ve just answered your own question. :-)