Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

 

[J.G.Blue.]

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Thats amazing, Did you also know I was thinking thats not a very good joke? :-)

 

[jimharri]

 

[jimharri]

 

[don84]

I know, have a nice evening :)

here it is:


knock
knock knock
knock knock knock
knock knock knock knock knock

Who there’s ?

Fibonacci

 

[Stuuuuuu]

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Surely you must have at least a tiny bit of intelligence somewhere deep in the middle of your brain? I can't fathom how you could think that this was worth sharing. By all means, share some good jokes but don't you have any kind of filter or sense of judgement at all?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Thats amazing, Did you also know I was thinking thats not a very good joke? :-)

Looking at who posted it and going off his history, it was hilarious!!

 

[KS55]

What, theres at least a trio in your post, and thinking em up is no picnic.

Anyway, its after eight so Im taking a time out, theres no trophy to be won.

Did you hear about the priest who liked licking five boys?
(If you’re not an FOC, Google five boys.)

 

[Blue_eyes]

Did you hear about the priest who liked licking five boys?
(If you’re not an FOC, Google five boys.)

Sadly I am a foc, but whichever choc bars names I can remember I am not googling "five boys" thank you.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Sadly I am a foc, but whichever choc bars names I can remember I am not googling "five boys" thank you.

Just remember the good old days :-)

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Did he bomb the old toilet?

They’ve still got the hole in the roof!

 

[Mid Wales blue]

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I got there half an hour early

 

[dobingsdobber]

here it is:


knock
knock knock
knock knock knock
knock knock knock knock knock

Who there’s ?

Fibonacci

French knock-knock joke;
Frappe frappe
Qui est la?
Losti
losti qui?
exactemant.

 

[dobingsdobber]

Just remember the good old days :-)

Yeah,just get in there and lick the sad boy.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Surely you must have at least a tiny bit of intelligence somewhere deep in the middle of your brain? I can't fathom how you could think that this was worth sharing. By all means, share some good jokes but don't you have any kind of filter or sense of judgement at all?

Still don't get your jokes Stuuuu, have you missed the bit about the bike outside the shop where someone is buying chocolate?

2/10... must try harder

 

[dobingsdobber]

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What kind of name is Earlier for a little lad?

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[kippaxneil]

The South American Women's Beach Volleyball competition is coming to a climax.
It looks like the final is going to be an all brazilian affair.

 

[balotellishaircut]

My mate reckons he always cries after sex.

Mind you, he is in prison.