Neil Glover
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You're learning Lavinda, the 'surprise' here is I thought it was Anchorage!
One Fan Clapping
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One Fan Clapping
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I played pool with an owl once.
I made a foul.
I said,’two hits’.
The owl replied, ‘two hits to who?’
Lavinda Past
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Eric and Freddy were friends.
One day at school Eric showed off a new wristwatch.
Freddy said “That looks expensive. How did you get it?”
Eric said “I went home early from school two days ago and couldn’t find my mum. So I went upstairs and she was in bed with the milkman on top of her.”
“The milkman got off and said ‘If you keep quiet I’ll buy you a present.’”
“And he bought me this watch.”
So Freddy decided that he would like a watch as a present like Eric , bunked off games at school and went home early.
When he got home, he went upstairs to find mum in bed with dad on top of her.
Mum said “What do you want?”
Freddy said “I wanna watch.”
Mum said “OK, pull up a chair but shut the door because your father’s arse is getting cold.”
One day at school Eric showed off a new wristwatch.
Freddy said “That looks expensive. How did you get it?”
Eric said “I went home early from school two days ago and couldn’t find my mum. So I went upstairs and she was in bed with the milkman on top of her.”
“The milkman got off and said ‘If you keep quiet I’ll buy you a present.’”
“And he bought me this watch.”
So Freddy decided that he would like a watch as a present like Eric , bunked off games at school and went home early.
When he got home, he went upstairs to find mum in bed with dad on top of her.
Mum said “What do you want?”
Freddy said “I wanna watch.”
Mum said “OK, pull up a chair but shut the door because your father’s arse is getting cold.”
