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Bigg Bigg Blue
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Lavinda Past
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A bloke went into Ann Summers and brought a 5" dildo for his wife.
The cashier said, "That will be £10 please."
As he handed over a £50 note she said, "Oh my have you got anything smaller?"
He replied, "Yes... that's why I'm buying this dildo for my wife!"
The cashier said, "That will be £10 please."
As he handed over a £50 note she said, "Oh my have you got anything smaller?"
He replied, "Yes... that's why I'm buying this dildo for my wife!"
Lavinda Past
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A bloke thought sex had gone downhill with his girlfriend, so he bought her a dildo.
"It looks like a carrot!" she said.
Which is ironic, as he said her fanny looks like a donkey yawning...
"It looks like a carrot!" she said.
Which is ironic, as he said her fanny looks like a donkey yawning...
Lavinda Past
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A lady at the store caught me undressing her with my eyes.
I'd have got away with it, but my eyelash got caught in the zipper of her dress.
I'd have got away with it, but my eyelash got caught in the zipper of her dress.
