Joke thread

[Grassland Blue]

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Scouse edition lol.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Mary had a little lamb

with peas and roast potatoes

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Lavinda Past]

I was out walking when l passed a public toilet and heard some strange noises……

On entering the loo l saw some guy leaning over the sink with another guy standing behind him with his index finger up the other guy’s bum.

I said “ what the fuck are you two doing !”

He said “l’m trying to make my mate sick! “

“idiot”, I replied...“you won’t make him sick like that"

“oh l will when l put this finger in his mouth “ ……

 

[dobingsdobber]

Limericks eh?

A very butch lady named Georgy
Once went to a lesbo sex orgy
She said to her chum
A bit less of your bum
And a bit more of your old Cheddar Georgy

A certain young lady from Hants
Stepped onto the bus in a trance
Besides the conductor
12 Passengers fucked her
And the driver came twice in his pants

There was a young girl from Uttoxeter
So ugly the boys all threw roxeter
But now that she's twenty and showing them plenty
They're waving their balls and their coxeter.

 

[bumbleblue]

There was a young fellow called Cass
Whose bollocks were made out of brass,
When they tinkled together
They played “Stormy weather”
And lightning
Shot out of his ass.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

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It’s that lucky charm that’s intriguing me!