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Lavinda Past
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The New Oral Ecstasy Powder is released today in Yorkshire.
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Lavinda Past
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The restaurant menu included an item called ladas...
I asked the waiter "what's LADAS ?"
He said. "Mixed salad"
I asked the waiter "what's LADAS ?"
He said. "Mixed salad"
Or how does Batman's mum get him in for a meal ?
Batman
Dinner dinner dinner.
Blue Mist aged 8 and three quarters.
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I don’t honestly know!
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Where does the Pink Panther live?
Durham, Durham, Durham, Durham, Durham….
Little Super Horlock about the same age.
Teacher in class asks the kids to tell a story with a moral to it …
Jenny please miss my mummy thought she had won the lottery and bought stuff she couldn’t afford ! she hadn’t so she had to send them back the moral being don’t count your chickens before they’ve hatched!
Sammy please miss my dad took a shortcut from the pub! Jumped over a wall and broke his leg ! Moral look before you leap!
Then scruffy jimmy pipes up from the back… please miss during the war my grandad and his mates were pinned down by a German machine gun! My grandad drank a bottle of whisky then ran up the hill and killed all the Germans … and what’s the moral to that story jimmy the teacher asked?
Don’t fuck about with my grandad when he’s had a drink!
Jenny please miss my mummy thought she had won the lottery and bought stuff she couldn’t afford ! she hadn’t so she had to send them back the moral being don’t count your chickens before they’ve hatched!
Sammy please miss my dad took a shortcut from the pub! Jumped over a wall and broke his leg ! Moral look before you leap!
Then scruffy jimmy pipes up from the back… please miss during the war my grandad and his mates were pinned down by a German machine gun! My grandad drank a bottle of whisky then ran up the hill and killed all the Germans … and what’s the moral to that story jimmy the teacher asked?
Don’t fuck about with my grandad when he’s had a drink!
