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kippaxneil
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Local News: A suspect was charged with killing a man with sandpaper.
In defence, the suspect said, 'I only intended to rough him up a bit.'
In defence, the suspect said, 'I only intended to rough him up a bit.'
jimharri
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Went into my local bookshop yesterday and asked if the Prince Harry book was available to download. "Do you want the PDF file", I was asked. No, I replied, that's his uncle.
ALLEGEDLY.
ALLEGEDLY.
Alan Harper's Tash
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There are 2 types of people. Those that can extrapolate from limited information.
There are 10 types of people. Those who Understand binary numbers and those who do not.
There are 3 kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't.
And, probably most pertinent for this thread…
There are 2 kinds of people, those that browse the comments to make sure the comment they intend to post has not already been posted ... and those who don't.
There are 10 types of people. Those who Understand binary numbers and those who do not.
There are 3 kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't.
And, probably most pertinent for this thread…
There are 2 kinds of people, those that browse the comments to make sure the comment they intend to post has not already been posted ... and those who don't.
Lavinda Past
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Bigg Bigg Blue
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Too soon ?
Lavinda Past
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Lavinda Past
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It was suggested that I should delete a joke containing a Michael Barrymore 'reference' a few days ago.... I think you should get at least a week's ban...
Lavinda Past
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The doctor told me that if I had a vasectomy, I wouldn't have kids.
I had the vasectomy.
I went home.
The kids were still there.
Lying bastard.
I had the vasectomy.
I went home.
The kids were still there.
Lying bastard.
Bigg Bigg Blue
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I am going to suggest that this post is deleted.....
Grassland Blue
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The fact that there's a highway to hell yet only a stairway to heaven, says a lot about predicted traffic numbers.....
Lavinda Past
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Just in case the country gets invaded and I have to hide quickly, I have put a big pop art painting on my wall that hides my secret panic room.
I call it my handy war hole.
I call it my handy war hole.
Lavinda Past
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Scientists have announced that gorillas taken from tropical Central African habitats are undergoing experimental gender reassignment surgery.
This is said to be a huge step forward in primate change.
This is said to be a huge step forward in primate change.
Lavinda Past
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An old mate of mine is in a mental hospital at the moment having developed a morbid fear of Komodo dragons.
His condition has been getting worse even though he's being monitored 24/7
His condition has been getting worse even though he's being monitored 24/7
Lavinda Past
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I was on the tram the other day and I noticed a tiny bearded man who kept saying "tick tick tick tick."
I asked him why he was doing that.
He said, "I'm a metrognome."
I asked him why he was doing that.
He said, "I'm a metrognome."
