kippaxneil
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They say that laughter is the best medicine, though it tends not to work in the case of impotence.
Joke thread
- Thread starter mrcunny
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Depends who is laughing.
bumbleblue
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You can’t have a murder of crows without probable caws
Lavinda Past
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Lavinda Past
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The man who made the first chickpea dip never got recognition until after death…
He got a posthummus award
He got a posthummus award
Lavinda Past
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A bloke asked his wife to dress up as his favourite Star Wars character for some sexy birthday fun.
He walked into the bedroom that night and he was shocked and said, "Love, Jabba the Hut is not my favourite Star Wars character"
"Fuck off" She shouted "I haven't got dressed yet"
He walked into the bedroom that night and he was shocked and said, "Love, Jabba the Hut is not my favourite Star Wars character"
"Fuck off" She shouted "I haven't got dressed yet"
That's an hideous carbuncle
Lavinda Past
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This simple maths test can accurately predict your favourite film.
- Pick a number between 1 and 9.
- Multiply by 3
- Add 3 to that number
- Multiply by 3 again
- Add the two digits together
Now discover your favourite film!
1. Oliver Twist
2. Saving Private Ryan
3. Gone with the Wind
4. Star Wars
5. Jaws
6. The Godfather
7. Citizen Kane
8. Pulp Fiction
9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep and Oiled-Up Grandpas
10. Forrest Gump
- Pick a number between 1 and 9.
- Multiply by 3
- Add 3 to that number
- Multiply by 3 again
- Add the two digits together
Now discover your favourite film!
1. Oliver Twist
2. Saving Private Ryan
3. Gone with the Wind
4. Star Wars
5. Jaws
6. The Godfather
7. Citizen Kane
8. Pulp Fiction
9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep and Oiled-Up Grandpas
10. Forrest Gump
My maths is shite but they're right I love the Godfather
lefty goldblatt
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