Joke thread

[Mid Wales blue]

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From L to R,
Fatima Whitbread, Robin Williams, Barry Sheen, Steve Davies.

 

[Bri1975]

 

[Vienna_70]

I joined a carpenter's class last week.

Haven't made anything yet....we've only just begun..

I posted that a few weeks ago.

And you liked it!

Bloody plagiarist!

 

[Vienna_70]

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Shouldn’t a full rags kit be included?

 

[Vienna_70]

How can you tell a good farmer?

He’s outstanding in his field.

 

[johnnytapia]

What do we want?

More Acronyms

When do we want them?

ASAP

ASAP isn’t an acronym.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

ASAP isn’t an acronym.

WTF?
YCMIU!

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

ASAP isn’t an acronym.

It can be. Yanks say “Ayysap” sometimes.

 

[hammocity]

2 Cows in a field in Scotland, how to spot the one on holiday, she's the Cow with a wee calf.

 

[Grassland Blue]

How can you tell a good farmer?

He’s outstanding in his field.

Or even a scarecrow....

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Sam101]

While listening to the radio I heard a report about a car traveling in the wrong direction on the M74.




Knowing my Mrs was on the M74 I phoned to warn her, in tears she said it's not just one there are hundreds of them.

 

[Sam101]

How does Rocky eat his pizza?

Sliced, alone

 

[Casey69]

Hovis,warburton,kingsmill,Robert’s …. I see bread people !

 

[Lavinda Past]

ASAP isn’t an acronym.

What do we want?

More pedants!

When do we want them?

Fuck off!

:-)

 

[Sam101]

My Scouse mate has just got his kids a trampoline and bikes for Christmas from the internet.


I asked him which website he saw them on and he replied, "Google Earth!"..

 

[Sam101]

Just sold my homing pigeons on eBay for the 22nd time.

 

[Vienna_70]

Or even a scarecrow....

Eh?

 

[Grassland Blue]

Eh?

A scarecrow outstanding in his field was how I heard ir.

 

[citizen_maine]

A scarecrow outstanding in his field was how I heard ir.

I take it that version wasn't funny either