Joke thread

[Mid Wales blue]

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From L to R,
Fatima Whitbread, Robin Williams, Barry Sheen, Steve Davies.

 

[Skr1975]

 

[Vienna_70]

I joined a carpenter's class last week.

Haven't made anything yet....we've only just begun..

I posted that a few weeks ago.

And you liked it!

Bloody plagiarist!

 

[Vienna_70]

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Shouldn’t a full rags kit be included?

 

[Vienna_70]

How can you tell a good farmer?

He’s outstanding in his field.

 

[johnnytapia]

What do we want?

More Acronyms

When do we want them?

ASAP

ASAP isn’t an acronym.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

ASAP isn’t an acronym.

WTF?
YCMIU!

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

ASAP isn’t an acronym.

It can be. Yanks say “Ayysap” sometimes.

 

[hammocity]

2 Cows in a field in Scotland, how to spot the one on holiday, she's the Cow with a wee calf.

 

[Grassland Blue]

How can you tell a good farmer?

He’s outstanding in his field.

Or even a scarecrow....