Joke thread

[Three_Hat-tricks]

 

[Lavinda Past]

Me and my mates had an argument in the pub over which vowel was the best.

I won.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[johnnytapia]

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[SamTheGuru]

A vegetarian and a vegan jump off a cliff to see who hits the bottom first, who wins?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[SamTheGuru]

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This is the joke thread, not the empathy/sympathy thread ;)

 

[TinFoilHat]

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Only needs will get this.

 

[AliBobbyJ]

I heard of this dating site for old, old buggers.

It's called Carbon Dating.

 

[Hertzblue]