Joke thread

fanatic1 · Monday at 9:53 AM

Q: What's the shortest public house in the UK?

A: The Thalidomite Arms

sir baconface · Monday at 2:58 PM

Stoke guy breaking up with his girlfriend.

“We can still remain cousins, can’t we?”

Bigg Bigg Blue · Monday at 3:04 PM

Bigg Bigg Blue · Monday at 3:04 PM

dobingsdobber · Monday at 3:32 PM

Bigg Bigg Blue said:
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Ruined my Christmas that has.

Xhavenjoe · Monday at 4:51 PM

Bigg Bigg Blue said:
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What the heck is that purple ball thing (top left)

Sheriff Fatman · Monday at 5:20 PM

Xhavenjoe said:
What the heck is that purple ball thing (top left)

His head?