Joke thread

I was sitting on a train next to these Swedish guys, one was called Sven the other Ulf. I noticed that Ulf was wearing a united shirt.

I asked them if they knew were I could get a drink in that train, and Ulf goes:

"You can get a Guinness in carriage 4 you idiot, if you want a lager go to carriage 7 dickhead. There's also some microbrewery shit at the front of the train, but they all looked crap."

Then Ulf left for the toilet and I asked Sven "What's with the attitude from your friend?"

Sven said "Don't take it personally mate... rude Ulf, the red, knows train beer."
 
Lavinda Past said:
I was sitting on a train next to these Swedish guys, one was called Sven the other Ulf. I noticed that Ulf was wearing a united shirt.

I asked them if they knew were I could get a drink in that train, and Ulf goes:

"You can get a Guinness in carriage 4 you idiot, if you want a lager go to carriage 7 dickhead. There's also some microbrewery shit at the front of the train, but they all looked crap."

Then Ulf left for the toilet and I asked Sven "What's with the attitude from your friend?"

Sven said "Don't take it personally mate... rude Ulf, the red, knows train beer."
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I haven’t even had my starter yet. Never mind dinner and dessert.

Step away from the Christmas crackers.
 
What did the wise man say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankinsense?

Wait there is myrrh.
 
Bigg Bigg Blue said:
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Xhavenjoe said:
What the heck is that purple ball thing (top left)
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One of her anal beads.
 
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