Joke thread

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

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[NZBlue]

 

[sir baconface]

One for my esteemed FOC colleagues on here.

 

[Uwe Already]

One for my esteemed FOC colleagues on here.

You been peeping through my window again?

Which reminds me of a quote “people keep coming up to me and saying ‘what are you doing in my garden?’”

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I see some people don't have a sense of humour.

 

[Sam101]

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

 

[Casey69]

Two dwarves come up on the lottery and go out on the piss, they decide to hire a couple of ladies of the night and take them back to their hotel rooms, the first one is too pissed and cannot perform but hears is mate shouting next door one,two hup all night long.
Next morning at breakfast he says I couldn’t get it up but you sounded like you were having a great time?
His mate said you’re joking! I couldn’t get on the bed!

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

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[bluethrunthru]

"except it was yellow " is priceless

 

[KS55]

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Is that the rags’ back four?

 

[noblelord]

Is that the rags’ back four?

They are all dippers

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

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[bluethrunthru]

 

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