Joke thread

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[JASR]

I'm in Tokyo now!!

…South America, Australia, France, Germany, uk, africaaaaaaa

Next?

 

[jimharri]

 

[sir baconface]

Bought this iPad from a Scouser in the pub. Bargain!

 

[Sam Armstrong]

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

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‘But what does mine say?’

 

[jimharri]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Sam101]

I've made a ventriloquist dummy out of an old carpet.


It's ruggish.

 

[Sam101]

 

[KS55]

‘But what does mine say?’

That’s a well known gang tattoo. Deport that man.

 

[Sam101]

Me: A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie


Friend: Gladiator?



Me: No I really miss her.

 

[Sam101]

Don't forget that tomorrow it won't be possible to take certain breeds of black and white dogs for a walk .....



It's a ban collie day.

 

[Sam101]

I'm a dairy farmer and in the winter, I fit my cows with tubular bells.

So, I can hear them in my cold field.

 

[Vienna_70]

…South America, Australia, France, Germany, uk, africaaaaaaa

Next?

Philadelphia, PA?

 

[balotellishaircut]

Can somebody tell us where the Joke thread is please !

 

[Uwe Already]

I had a girlfriend, she tried gouging my eyes out - so I stopped seeing her (Hope that helps to get back on track, but I doubt it!)

 

[Uwe Already]

I've decided to try and become a bit less conceited.
It should be easy for someone of my intelligence.