Joke thread

[BigJoe#1]

A rancher asked me to help round up his cows.
"I suppose so - how many are there?"

"28"

"Well, that'll be 30 then, won't it?"

It took me a few seconds but I like it!

 

[Grassland Blue]

Engineers have just invented a car which uses parsley for fuel.



They are currently working on making trains and buses run on thyme.......

 

[bladdered]

Interestingly, the people in Dubai don’t like The Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabi do...

 

[bladdered]

 

[Sam101]

A farmer has a chicken shed with three rows above each other.



There are 20 chickens on the top row, 20 in the middle and 20 on the bottom.



Question - how many chickens does he actually own?



Answer - 20 40 are on higher perches!

 

[sir baconface]

A farmer has a chicken shed with three rows above each other.



There are 20 chickens on the top row, 20 in the middle and 20 on the bottom.



Question - how many chickens does he actually own?



Answer - 20 40 are on higher perches!

Why is the answer minus 20?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Why is the answer minus 20?

Tariffs!!

 

[Vienna_70]

A farmer has a chicken shed with three rows above each other.



There are 20 chickens on the top row, 20 in the middle and 20 on the bottom.



Question - how many chickens does he actually own?



Answer - 20 40 are on higher perches!

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[Grassland Blue]

What did the drummer nama his twin daughters?

Anna one
Anna two.....

 

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[sir baconface]

Every day my 90-year-old neighbour, who has Alzheimers, knocks on my door and asks me if I’ve seen his wife.

And every day I have to tell that old man his wife has long been dead.

I have often thought of not answering the door. I have even thought about moving house.

But you know it’s worth it each time just to see the smile on his face.