Joke thread

[kippaxneil]

I’ve just found out that apparently the inability to say the letter ‘S’ runs in my family.
I can’t say I’m surprised.

 

[sir baconface]

Just in case Starmer and his lickspittles are failing to smash the gangs…



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[bladdered]

 

[noseve]

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I'm sure I've seen that photo on www.threesomesAreUs.com...

 

[MarsLlama]

Ordered a set of blackout curtains and a Ring doorbell to make sure I would never have to interact with my neighbours ever again.

Unfortunately I was out when they were delivered

 

[mosssideblue]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Columbia]

Dreading the trip to my new consultant today.

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[bladdered]

 

[KS55]

Dreading the trip to my new consultant today.

Don’t worry, it’ll be a piece of piss.

 

[bladdered]

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Sam101]

 

[Bri1975]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Ryanair have just won ‘the most unpopular airline’ trophy for the 6th year in a row.

If they retain it again next year, they'll break the record set by the Luftwaffe.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]