Joke thread

I went to Tregadillet Garden show a few years ago, and saw Charles, Duke of Cornwall (as he was then) was present.

I noticed he was wearing what looked like a hat made from fox fur, so I walked up to him and asked, "Excuse me, your Highness, is your hat made from fox furs?"

Charles confirmed that it was, and I remarked that you don’t often see such headwear.

So he explained that he was having breakfast with his mother, and she asked what he was doing today.

"I’m visiting the Tregadillet garden show this afternoon."

"Wear the fox hat?"
 
Vienna_70 said:
I went to Tregadillet Garden show a few years ago, and saw Charles, Duke of Cornwall (as he was then) was present.

I noticed he was wearing what looked like a hat made from fox fur, so I walked up to him and asked, "Excuse me, your Highness, is your hat made from fox furs?"

Charles confirmed that it was, and I remarked that you don’t often see such headwear.

So he explained that he was having breakfast with his mother, and she asked what he was doing today.

"I’m visiting the Tregadillet garden show this afternoon."

"Wear the fox hat?"
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Reminds me of Lord Grayson, sitting in the bath as he rings for his faithful assistant, Willoughby.

"Willoughby - bring me a dry martini, will you, and my Sporting Life?"

'Yes, my Lord' As Willoughby turns to go, Grayson lets off an enormous fart.

A couple of minutes later, Willoughby returns, with the martini, the paper - and a water bottle.

"I didn't ask for that?" says the puzzled Lord, pointing at the bed-warmer.

'On the contrary, m'Lord, I distinctly remember hearing you say, as I was leaving, "andWhatAboutAWaterBottleWilloughby"
 
noseve said:
Reminds me of Lord Grayson, sitting in the bath as he rings for his faithful assistant, Willoughby.

"Willoughby - bring me a dry martini, will you, and my Sporting Life?"

'Yes, my Lord' As Willoughby turns to go, Grayson lets off an enormous fart.

A couple of minutes later, Willoughby returns, with the martini, the paper - and a water bottle.

"I didn't ask for that?" says the puzzled Lord, pointing at the bed-warmer.

'On the contrary, m'Lord, I distinctly remember hearing you say, as I was leaving, "andWhatAboutAWaterBottleWilloughby"
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I always liked that one
 
noseve said:
Reminds me of Lord Grayson, sitting in the bath as he rings for his faithful assistant, Willoughby.

"Willoughby - bring me a dry martini, will you, and my Sporting Life?"

'Yes, my Lord' As Willoughby turns to go, Grayson lets off an enormous fart.

A couple of minutes later, Willoughby returns, with the martini, the paper - and a water bottle.

"I didn't ask for that?" says the puzzled Lord, pointing at the bed-warmer.

'On the contrary, m'Lord, I distinctly remember hearing you say, as I was leaving, "andWhatAboutAWaterBottleWilloughby"
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If you can’t afford a butler, Ed Milliband gives the same effect.
 
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