Joke thread

[balotellishaircut]

Gilbert O'Sullivan went into his local bank.

After he’d left, one of the tellers asked the manager what he’d wanted.

"A loan again, naturally."

Does he need this loan for…. Matrimony ?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Colin Bell (genuine name)]

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow

Interrupti

Mooooo!

 

[noseve]

Just injured myself checking the units used for radio frequencies...

Still hertz.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[mrcunny]

 

[bladdered]

 

[Sam101]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Sam101]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[chris63]

Did you know if you turn a canoe upside down you can wear it has a hat.

It's cap sized.

 

[Sid C]

An oldie care of Tommy Cooper.

I rang up my local swimming baths today.

I said, “Is that the local swimming baths?”

He said, “It depends on where you are calling from.”