Joke thread

[HorlocksWalk]

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Or avoid long explanations about why your goal was chalked off by calling him Variscorr

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Uwe Already]

I got arrested for pretending to be a haystack, I’ve since been bailed…

 

[NZBlue]

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Or Alternatively

Morning Donald. Chilly this morning isn't it?

No, we have to finish Venezuela first

 

[mosssideblue]

 

[bluebaja]

My girlfriend told me she changes her Facebook password from time to time.
I thought....that's the same word.

Mark Simmons

 

[Sam101]

What do you call people who sleep in their socks?

Tiny!

 

[Sam101]

 

[roypaulknewmyfather]

 

[Lou Antony Morris]

 

[Sam101]

 

[Sam101]

 

[jimharri]

 

[kippaxneil]

My mate just rang me, he was in tears. His wife has left him, taken his Bob Marley collection and the satellite dish. Poor chap...no woman no sky.

 

[Lou Antony Morris]

 

[Vienna_70]

3 words a minute. HWS’s reading has really come on this term! ;-)

The next time I reply to one of his posts, I’ll make sure I type slowly.

 

[NZBlue]

Anyone interested in starting a hardest wank competition thread?


Thought not

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[Sam101]

Magician: I can make anything disappear.

Tom (holding cup): Make my tea disappear.

Magician: Shazammm!

om: Nothing's happened.