Joke thread

[mosssideblue]

 

[sir baconface]

A party political broadcast on behalf of the Green party.

 

[Vienna_70]

How many condoms can be made from a tyre?

365 if it’s a Good Year.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[kippaxwarrior]

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Liverpool's new signing in the summer?

 

[mrcunny]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[mosssideblue]

 

[noseve]

Didn't know whether to pop this on the FOC thread or here...

 

[Uwe Already]

So this bloke came up to me and said his friend Jack invented the hot tub.

I said, 'Jack? Who's he?'

 

[HorlocksWalk]

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one

 

[Uwe Already]

The first rule of Palindrome Club is: Don’t nod

 

[mosssideblue]

 

[bladdered]

 

[JASR]

The first rule of Palindrome Club is: Don’t nod

I always turn to the dark side and say:
Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas

 

[Big Swifty]

The first rule of Palindrome Club is: Don’t nod

Straw? No - too stupid - I put soot on warts

 

[Maintainin]

 

[ancoats]

 

[sir baconface]