Joke thread

[JRockBlues]

 

[He’stheleftbackremember]

View attachment 190734

Glad it wasn’t Stormzy playing in the Champions League final instead of Lukaku, he’d have scored that chance.

 

[bladdered]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[blue b4 the moon]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[NZBlue]

The Metropolitan Police has arrested a man on suspicion of selling a phone which belonged to Morgan McSweeney at a time when he was the prime minister's chief of staff.

In a statement, the police said officers investigating the theft of a mobile phone in Pimlico, London, in October 2025 had arrested "a 28-year-old man on suspicion of handling stolen goods".

"The arrest took place on Wednesday, 29 April at an address in Peckham.

 

[NPBlue]

My wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday.

I replied a rubber plant would be nice.

You can imagine my surprise when she said she had bought me a tyre factory in Yorkshire.

 

[dickie davies]

My wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday.

I replied a rubber plant would be nice.

You can imagine my surprise when she said she had bought me a tyre factory in Yorkshire.

At primary school, my daughter was told to draw a nuclear plant. She sketched a pretty flower with radio waves coming off it
Twenty odd years later, we still take the piss out of her for it

 

[horlock_was_super]

At primary school, my daughter was told to draw a nuclear plant. She sketched a pretty flower with radio waves coming off it
Twenty odd years later, we still take the piss out of her for it

Was her teacher Chinese by any chance?

 

[Sam101]

I was at a bar in a Country Club and an annoying man said to me, "I'm a Country Member".

I said, "Yes, I remember"

 

[Sam101]

 

[Sam101]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[Maintainin]

 

[Maintainin]

 

[Sam101]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]