Joke thread

[mcfcphil]

When Batman was growing up, how did his mother get him to come in for his lunch?

She stood at the door and shouted, dinner, dinner dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner dinner, dinner. Baaaaatmaaaannnn, Baaaaatmaaaannnn, Baaaaatmaaaannnn.

Hat: ✓
Coat: ✓
sunglasses: ✓
False beard/tache combo: ✓
Taxi booked: ✓

batman's parents are both dead, that's why he started crime fighting

Should rename this the joker thread

 

[bluemc1]

When Batman was growing up, how did his mother get him to come in for his lunch?

She stood at the door and shouted, dinner, dinner dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner dinner, dinner. Baaaaatmaaaannnn, Baaaaatmaaaannnn, Baaaaatmaaaannnn.

Hat: ✓
Coat: ✓
sunglasses: ✓
False beard/tache combo: ✓
Taxi booked: ✓

batman's parents are both dead, that's why he started crime fighting

This was of course before his parents died, obviously and as for the poster that said Batman wasn't real ...... Pwaaahhhh.

erm that poster has a name and its bluemc1, by day that is by night I'm.........oopppppsss nearly gave myself away then.....lets just say i was last seen outside Mary Dees

 

[jimharri]

Am I on royalties for all these replies to my stunning input last night then, or what?



What?

 

[al67]

Knox Knox... 'Who's there'?





'Interpol'

 

[law74]

Yeah; I copied and pasted it and missed that bit!

To be fair, there were many other problems with that 'joke'. But I think you knew that already. Hope that taxi took you far away.

Perhaps if you changed it to ' to come in for his meal' it might work ?




Then again.

Nah, that is what corky's landlady said to him.<br /><br />-- Tue Feb 18, 2014 5:30 pm --<br /><br />

Yeah; I copied and pasted it and missed that bit!

To be fair, there were many other problems with that 'joke'. But I think you knew that already. Hope that taxi took you far away.

Perhaps if you changed it to ' to come in for his meal' it might work ?




Then again.

Nah, that is what corky's landlady said to him.

 

[al67]

The woman from next door came around the other day to complain about clothes going missing from her washing line.



I nearly shit her pants.

 

[pieface]

 

[jimharri]

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Bob, Tom and Debbie. They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.

After several years of casual sex all the time, Debbie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. She felt having sex with both Bob and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself.

It was tragic, but Bob and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Bob and Tom's resistance to nature’s urgings waned, and the inevitable happened. Well, a couple more years went by and Bob and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.

So... they buried Debbie.

 

[BillyBonds]

Angela Merkel flew into Poland on Saturday morning and was met at Customs...

"Name?"
"Angela Merkel."
"Age?"
"58."
"Nationality?"
"German"
"Occupation?"
"No, just here for the football."

 

[Tourist since 1971]

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Bob, Tom and Debbie. They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.

After several years of casual sex all the time, Debbie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. She felt having sex with both Bob and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself.

It was tragic, but Bob and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Bob and Tom's resistance to nature’s urgings waned, and the inevitable happened. Well, a couple more years went by and Bob and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.

So... they buried Debbie.

Another 2 years went by and eventually they felt so disgusted by what they were doing, they dug her up again.