jimharri
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David Moyes is gone. Liverpool bottled the league. Somewhere, there is a rag with a magic lamp and one wish left.
Joke thread
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BillyBonds
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jimharri said:
To be told by a recorded message - "You are currently 1st in the queue, but expect to be 2nd or 3rd if you call back at the weekend"
BillyBonds
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Blue Mist said:
Thanks. Just trying to make people laugh now in case it all goes tits up on Sunday.
jimharri
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Going by your username, I hope you know the right thing for BFS's lads to do come sunday afternoon. We don't want them getting ideas above their station now!BillyBonds said:
;-)
BillyBonds
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jimharri said:
Well, no true fan would want to see their team lose but, if we lose to you and you win the title, fine. 94/95 season was deep, deep joy though :))
666mcfcchris
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a business man goes out to Japan to broker a deal.
first night his host sends over a Geisha girl for his pleasure.
the make love all night and she spurs him on with cries of Onishi!! Onishi!!
he cums and collapses on the bed and sleeps the good sleep.
Next day, after the meeting they go and play golf.
on the 5th, his host drives off and gets a hole in one.
everyone claps, and the business man remembers the Geisha girl
Onishi!! he tells him
The host asks,What do you mean , wrong hole?
first night his host sends over a Geisha girl for his pleasure.
the make love all night and she spurs him on with cries of Onishi!! Onishi!!
he cums and collapses on the bed and sleeps the good sleep.
Next day, after the meeting they go and play golf.
on the 5th, his host drives off and gets a hole in one.
everyone claps, and the business man remembers the Geisha girl
Onishi!! he tells him
The host asks,What do you mean , wrong hole?
Mad Eyed Screamer
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The American's have sent over a crack unit to help find the kidnapped school girls in Nigeria.
Britain are sending Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris, Max Clifford and Dave Le Travis.
Britain are sending Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris, Max Clifford and Dave Le Travis.
TangerineSteve17
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My friend asked me what I thought of voluntary work. I said I wouldn't do it if you paid me.
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Alex the Blue
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Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum said:
Well I laughed so somebody got it right.
TangerineSteve17
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I said to my friend "Can you recommend some music for a children's party?
he said "Small Faces?"
I said "Course they have, they're kids."
he said "Small Faces?"
I said "Course they have, they're kids."
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Tanzeylee said:
Probably cheaper from the butcher's. You'll be able to buy the exact amount that you want and will have the added bonus of not needing to kill, skin, gut and bone the fucker.
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Tanzeylee said:
Ann Summers
Squelch
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Our local school has become an academy, sponsored by IKEA.
Standards may be fine, but assembly takes ages.
Standards may be fine, but assembly takes ages.
TangerineSteve17
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I said to my mum "Right i'm setting off to go to the fair now"
She said "Ooooh, are you gonna go on the ghost train?"
I said "No, I'll just walk down"
She said "Ooooh, are you gonna go on the ghost train?"
I said "No, I'll just walk down"
TangerineSteve17
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My aggressive mate works for a mail order puppet company....He can't half pack a punch