If I didn't know who he played for and I saw him in the street I'd automatically assume he's a rag. There's just something very 'raggy' about the man: his style, his looks, his whole demeanour, the way he conducts himself in interviews after games "There's me, and then me, and me again: Oh, yeah, there were some other blokes on the pitch wearing the same kit, but mostly it was me and me - I carried the rest of 'em."
He's a living composite of the Portugese Ponce/Pogba/Ibramovitch and Beckscum. He's a rag with a capital 'R.'