Keir Starmer

‘Starmer, the Evil Dictator, Planning with the Military to Overthrow the Country’.
There's a reason he's called Keith Stalin....

Once elected. I already know I'm being sent to re-eduction seminar in Slough to be trained in how to be a good neo - liberal.

It's a 9 hour long film of our future leader explaining why the free markets are good and "being a bit of a lefty" is banned. I will be tied to a chair and forced to wear eye callipers to prevent falling asleep. After, a hologram will appear of Luke Akhurst, wrapped in an Israeli flag shouting "Anti Semite" at me for 12 solid hours.

To prove I've been broken I will have to climax to the parliamentary picture of Rachel Reeves.

After release I will be allocated to a local "Blair Foundation support scheme" to spot other dissidents and get them sent to Slough immediately.
 
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That’s swung it for me. How could anyone possibly vote for a party led by a lawyer that’s visited some troops wearing a flak jacket and sat at a shiny table. Shocking!!
What I love is that the RW media have got everybody talking about his clothing, clothing that is always worn for various reasons, and not talking about a possible future PM visiting the EFP in Estonia, and the thousand or so troops who are stuck there, away from their families over the Christmas period.

Job well done, for them.
 
What I love is that the RW media have got everybody talking about his clothing, clothing that is always worn for various reasons, and not talking about a possible future PM visiting the EFP in Estonia, and the thousand or so troops who are stuck there, away from their families over the Christmas period.

Job well done, for them.
Kier tweeted 3 seperate tweets of his visit and set himself up for piss taking on twitter in the replies by people of many political persuations

As comendable as his visit may be his attempt to overplay the patriot card and self promote his strong support for the army could have been done in one media shoot shared on labour, but like his two flags he overdoes it and opened him up to the RW to use it as a stick to beat him.


And it isn't just this he does it with many issues.

plus he never congratulated us on our Cup win like he has over sporting teams before so for this week he's a knob anyway, fucking arsenal twat ;-)
 

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