Keir Starmer

[mosssideblue]

Because he is a smarmy no good **** mate, a horrible little wretch of a man, so far removed from you or I that he deserves to be punted into the sea.

Oh, and he allegedly burnt down that pet shop

If he sorts the NHS out, couldn’t give a shit

 

[hilts]

Streeting said on the BBC last night that Starmer could be literally driving to the Palace in the car and people would still say "it's been a tough night for Labour".

He's just won the biggest majority in a generation, wiping out the opposition in a historic win. It's not "very poor", it's a complete landslide with a huge mandate

Massive win, a 1/3 of the 60% who actually could be bothered to participate.

Yes they all ran to Starmer, it wasn't because the Tories were utterly dogshit at all. Fuck me Labour won, their supporters should just be happy. No need for the spin especially as its bollocks.

Who won the popular vote? A breakdown of the main parties

The popular vote does not mirror the number of seats each party gained - and shows how different the make-up of parliament could be if the UK did not have a first past the post electoral system.

news.sky.com

 

[TinFoilHat]

Why?

Because he's a smarmy ****.

Sadly that's not an official reason for a recall petition.

 

[TinFoilHat]

"Many people know my father was a toolmaker and I support Arsenal. However I will govern the country like were Manchester City. Khaldoon Al Mubarak will take his place as my minister of getting shit done shortly."

 

[kaz7]

First thing i want him to do is sort out the junior drs , cancel degrees for nurses , have then train on the job which is what i did , immediately you have more bodies on the wards , in return cancel their debts or at least reduce it , abolish car parking charges for drs and nurses

 

[Lowtower]

First thing i want him to do is sort out the junior drs , cancel degrees for nurses , have then train on the job which is what i did , immediately you have more bodies on the wards , in return cancel their debts or at least reduce it , abolish car parking charges for drs and nurses

And bring John Prescott back

 

[TinFoilHat]

And bring John Prescott back

That's what the election campaign lacked.

Raynor kicking a bloke in the bollocks.

 

[Lowtower]

He better announce this Monday as a bank holiday.

 

[hilts]

That's what the election campaign lacked.

Raynor licking a bloke on the bollocks.

Not sure you can get away with that nowadays fella

 

[hilts]

He better announce evey Monday as a bank holiday.

He would get my vote next time