Kyle Walker newspaper story

[oakiecokie]

The problem isn't nudity, it's nudity in a public place where the nudity will be seen by people who haven't opted in to seeing it.

If you go to a nudist beach or a life drawing class or a sex club then you know that there will be exposed genitals and in deciding to go to that place, you're agreeing that you'll probably see some genitals. You've made that decision and you're not going to be offended by what you see.

In a public place where there's no indication that genitals will be on display, surprise, unsolicited genitals can be offensive or distressing.

There is also the context here of the history of men exposing themselves as a tactic to intimidate women. Whether it's sending unsolicited dick pics, having a wank in the park at walking-home-from-school time, any number of other incidents of these sorts...there's a nasty undercurrent of power play and intimidation in enough of these flashing incidents for it always to be a seedy and distasteful thing to do, even if it's not intended to cause distress.

When I was 18, I was sat in a takeaway with a friend, eating chips at the end of a night out, and a bloke walked over to us, flopped his dick out and placed it on our table. Should we have been okay with that? Was it "Victorian" of us to not be? Were the takeaway owners wrong to kick him out?

Did you put any salt and vinegar on it ?

 

[domalino]

I suggest you watch the video.

I have, and he briefly flashes 2 people, 1 of whom is his mate and the other who has spent the last hour geting handsy with him. Neither seem surprised or concerned and both left with him.

It's really not comparable to @Lauz9888's story of a bloke walking up to 2 teenagers and putting his dick on a table is it?

He's an idiot, it's not behaviour anyone wants to see, but I find the attempts to turn it into sexual assault or an attempt to sexually intimidate strangers all a bit over the top.

 

[SoulFood009]

Seriously, any **** who writes shit like in that article should be embarrassed. ‘Shocked revellers’ ffs. Unbelievable cunts get paid for that. It reads like the sort of thing an eight year would would write.

Am 8 year old rag.

Seriously, any **** who writes shit like in that article should be embarrassed. ‘Shocked revellers’ ffs. Unbelievable cunts get paid for that. It reads like the sort of thing an eight year would would write.

An 8 year old Rag!

 

[Kinkybyname]

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

slug and lettuce

 

[Tugay One Cup]

"It's disgraceful behaviour, nobody wants to see Kyle Walker's dick in a public space!"

...click

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

When I was younger a mate of mine had a ring through his bell end like them one's in a bulls nose . His party trick was putting it in your pint and banging it on the glass when you wasn't looking. He soon stopped doing it once I got hold of it one time. That was the 90s and he didn't play for city.

 

[SoulFood009]

Always the same language in these articles isn’t it?

Downed pints
Shocked revellers
Pawed women
Washed down with champagne
Drunkenly fumbled
Gyrated provocatively

I wouldn’t be happy if I was his wife or his nun but apart from that I can’t see much of a problem here. It really doesn’t sound like he’s been wanking at the school gates despite the headline.

His Nun? Haha. His Nun will be fuming!

 

[stonerblue]

If theres any truth in this story then the socials will have a field day.

To be honest even before this shite came out ive had walker as good as hes been slowly being edged out of the squad
for next season due to injuries and that yard he has lost.
we just dont need this type of publicity with the media ready to jump on anything even slightly story worthy.

Aw.., someone gonna upset you on twatter?

 

[Tugay One Cup]

slug and lettuce

Fuck off hahaha

 

[pudge]

Couldn't give a shit