Kyle Walker newspaper story

unexpected item said:
Kyle's career as a pundit must be the shortest on record.

Don't think he'll be asked back after making his debut at the Sheff Utd v Spurs game.

Over in a flash, one might say..
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On the brightside he's been offered work as a stripper! One door closes, another opens!
 
He'll get a job easily on Sky, just look at the scum they kept on the payroll after spitting at a child.
 
fulabeer said:
Not sure about the fuss.
If you get your knob out in front of kids then yeah bang out of order. In a bar full of adults???
Either don't look or move away.
Alone with a female who isn't involved with him, totally not on.
Immature behaviour, but surely nobody would have felt threatened in a public bar.
If you are that sensitive, maybe you are not cut out for the real world...
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Got to say, I am in my 50’s and have never seen a bloke get his cock out in a pub before! Not sure it’s the norm :-)
 
Millwallawayveteran1988 said:
Got to say, I am in my 50’s and have never seen a bloke get his cock out in a pub before! Not sure it’s the norm :-)
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Its highly irregular in most Pubs. But....

When I was a student late 90's the student Union bar after a rugby match / football match / hockey match (every Wednesday) involved lots of nudity and fairly brutal drinking games with ritual humiliation. Nobs dunked in pints and then pints downed was standard stuff.
 
Gaudion M said:
Its highly irregular in most Pubs. But....

When I was a student late 90's the student Union bar after a rugby match / football match / hockey match (every Wednesday) involved lots of nudity and fairly brutal drinking games with ritual humiliation. Nobs dunked in pints and then pints downed was standard stuff.
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He’s got at least a dozen years on most students though hasn’t he?!

The rugby and football teams (and their antics) were a very small proportion of the total student population iirc
 
Lavinda Past said:
Ignore the daft comments on this thread Kaz.
You know very well that the 'Lads' on here would probably be calling for the death penalty if it was a rag or Liverpool player.
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If he tried that at the Sheikh's end of season party he may well be up for the death penalty.
 
fulabeer said:
Not sure about the fuss.
If you get your knob out in front of kids then yeah bang out of order. In a bar full of adults???
Either don't look or move away.
Alone with a female who isn't involved with him, totally not on.
Immature behaviour, but surely nobody would have felt threatened in a public bar.
If you are that sensitive, maybe you are not cut out for the real world...
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What a load of utter crap.
 
fulabeer said:
Not sure about the fuss.
If you get your knob out in front of kids then yeah bang out of order. In a bar full of adults???
Either don't look or move away.
Alone with a female who isn't involved with him, totally not on.
Immature behaviour, but surely nobody would have felt threatened in a public bar.
If you are that sensitive, maybe you are not cut out for the real world...
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Spot on really. Out of order but if you don’t ignore that kind of behaviour this day and age, you end up fighting with everyone.
 
Didsbury Dave said:
I’ve got a mate who loved to drop his kecks when he was pisses up. I lived in a flat in West Didsbury and made friends with a girl in a flat downstairs. She was doing a PhD as a Clinical Phycologist and now she’s quite a famous one. She had a party in a club in town for her 30th and some of my mates came. The place was full of mainly female intellectuals and Cholton types from the uni but my mate just suddenly appeared on the dance floor at once point gyrating with his knob out and pants on the floor. Some of them were definitely shocked, and I was a bit embarrassed not least because I fancied her, but I really don’t remember any suggestion of any calls to the police.

He did the naked run thing a few times too, once around the bar in a busy hotel in Edinbrough .

Got a pint pot story too involving him too. When we were about 17 we were drinking and a mate went for a piss. He pissed a little bit in his pint pot. When the mate came back and had a drink everyone started pissing themselves. He was asking what it was then someone told him. There was a pause of about 5 second whilst he processed this and then he just flew at the lad fists flying and we had to drag him off.
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A mate, you say?
 
Millwallawayveteran1988 said:
Got to say, I am in my 50’s and have never seen a bloke get his cock out in a pub before! Not sure it’s the norm :-)
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It's certainly not, but I once attended the wedding of one of my wife's uni friends and we travelled over to the Isle of Man.

This girl worked for Coutts, the Royal family bank.

This girl has her first dance and then the groom's mates joined them by jumping on the tables and getting their cocks out.

We just sat at our table and thought 'what the fuck' as the bride laughed her head off and said, "Isn't it hilarious?"

I've heard of the Three Legs of Man, but let me tell you this, the Isle of Man is built on a lie.

Fucking weirdos.
 
didn't a women get her tits out (not jackie this time) at the trophy celebration last year, when Pep was on stage?
 
This thread reads more like an Attenborough Special on Evolution with every anecdote of “When I was a lad, back in the days when lads were ‘real’ lads and women knew their place…”

Can’t speak for most adults, and certainly wouldn’t dream of speaking for the women on here, but what is the fascination with supposedly grown men getting pissed up and whipping their cocks out??? Or, did I answer that in the first paragraph above?
 
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