Moyes: "Ock aye, nowww way im sellin me players to that bunch of manc wimpers, i dunny need to sell and ee wont, ya hear me sonny"
Kenwright: "Hi Dave, sorry to stop you there but...but...it is alot of money and to be honest im potless....we we we could really do with the money"
Moyes: "Fack that over meee deeed body"
Kenwright: "Well im sorry David but we have already accepted the offer, you can see the way we have been pimping this club for an owner like City have all season.... we had no option GOD DAM IT!"
Moyes: " Eeee, yar just a nuther soft English purssy Billy boy"
And then Lescott moved to Gods Own Club and everyone lived happliy ever after...apart from Moyes