Darker shade of Blue said:
A possible fantasy scenario :
Lescott : What do you want me to do boss ?
Moyes : What do 'you' want to do Joleon ?
Lescott : I'd like to stay , but is it better for Everton if I leave ?
Moyes : That's a difficult one m8 . I guess it depends on how badly City want you and how much they are going to pay . Personally , I don't want you to go .
Lescott : Are we going to strengthen the squad ?
Moyes : I'll be doing my best as always .
Lescott : There is the wages City are offering too .
Moyes : I can only give you what I have m8 . You have to make your own decision about your future . If you do stay and play well , you know you are first choice and will stay in the England squad . Will you always be first choice at City ?
Lescott : Yeah , that's crossed my mind . What should I do ?
Moyes : Give it some time . If you want to stay , I'll make sure you stay . If you decide you want to leave , let me know , but try not to take too long in your decision .
Lescott : Do I need to put a request in if I decide to go ?
Moyes : I wouldn't at this stage . Let's see what happens first . There's plenty of time left .
Lescott : Do you mean let's see how much City are prepared to pay ?
Moyes : Well there's that , and you don't really want to piss the fans off by going down that route if you don't have to . Worry about yourself for now m8 . Let me worry about everything else .
Lescott : Thanks boss
Moyes : Tell Billy boy to come in on your way out .
pmsl, or perhaps more likely:
Lescott: Enough of this shit Dave
Moyes: What, wha....
Lescott: I have a much better chance of playing Champions League Football next year if I sign for them
Lescott: I will be playing with better players which will enhance my game
Lescott: And I'll be a much richer man.... not that I care about the money boss, you know that
Moyes: But, but.....
Lescott: Shut up fool, I'm leaving. Granted you've been good to me
Lescott: Except when you kept playing me at left back, you bastard
Lescott: So I'm asking to leave on the quiet, but if you don't give me what I want...
Lescott: ....you better believe I'm handing in my official request
Moyes: OK, OK. You make a good point. Can I just say....
Lescott: No you cannot, shut your goddamn mouth - make it happen or expect own goals (my friend William Gallas told me this would scare you).