Lescott [Merged]

[Petetheblu]

Just heard something, won't comment on it's reliability but make of this what you will!

My brother (also a city fan) is a bartender in a swanky bar up in Blackpool. He was on the VIP lounge a couple of hours ago when Osman, Pienaar and Lescott went in (amongst others he didn't recognise). He got chatting with Osman and asked what was the deal with Lescott and he reckons Moyes is so irate with City that he will reject any transfer requests and has already asked Kenwright to make Lescott the best paid player at the club. Also said Jo is a superb player in training and has only shown half of what he can do in the PL and said Everton are close to taking a young swedish lad from under our noses (he can't remember name).

*Puts tin hat on ready for abuse*

Throw at me what you will, Upson anyone?

Well now we're back on topic and it's looking quite optimistic, what i wrote earlier was a load of old tosh. I don't even have a brother! :)

I only did it to experience life as a WUM and to actually give the doom-mongerers on here something to whinge about. Rather get everyones hopes down and call it a joke than get their hopes up and piss people off! Well done to those who sussed out my shitty timings!

................And I bet your not the real Garry Cook to boot!!!!!!!!

 

[BlueInBury]

sad twat

Say it how it is BlueTurban and dont hold back, lol. tbf though it kind of worked as in fact Lescott does have a Bentley with the reg LE5COT so another posted said, unless he was in it too in which case thats comedy genius.[/quote

Agreed, comedy gold lol. I think hes the 1 with the blackpool night club story though, so still could be something to the carrington 1, though i doubt it

 

[Dillon]

Well now we're back on topic and it's looking quite optimistic, what i wrote earlier was a load of old tosh. I don't even have a brother! :)

So what has changed in the past hour that makes it now look optimistic?

I doubt you'll get much stick for the WUM post as the way this thread moves it will be long gone by daybreak.

 

[alera]

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Based on what the Everton fans are saying, most of them seem to think he is leaving.

They seem pretty pissed off hes made it clear he wants to leave and are now trying to say hes shit and 6th choice english centre half (Throwing in names like King, carragher and Woodgate who have not been near a starting place for years)

Cokehead / Terry. Lescott Upson thats englands central defensive squad. Anyway his bridges are being burned very rapidly over there, they think it will happen and are trying to convince themselves he is shit and not worth anything like £22 million !

For an english central defender that is left footed that can cover left back and gets 5 - 10 goals a season I am happy for us to pay that much for him, if he can get his act together and force the deal through.

 

[Gareth Barry Manilow]

Carragher retired from Internationals ages ago.

 

[Garry.Cook]

Lol to be honest I did it because I don't give a shite what most people on here think anyway, just a bit of fun and wanted to see how convincing I am. Not very apparently.

I must say, being a WUM brings with it a sense of helplessness, but only if you have been rumbled I suppose!

...and to whoever asked...I am the real Garry.Cook, I have a certificate and everything.

 

[kacoo]

Arsenal are going to bid around 15 million+Phillip Senderos. He's going there.

 

[borassic]

Arsenal are going to bid around 15 million+Phillip Senderos. He's going there.

So Wenger is going to totally contradict himself?

 

[bizzbo]

Arsenal are going to bid around 15 million+Phillip Senderos. He's going there.

oh no! that's that then. game over.

 

[Dillon]

Arsenal are going to bid around 15 million+Phillip Senderos. He's going there.

I like it. Slightly plausible. Should get a few going.