Lighten up, it's The City joke thread..........:-))

[Neil McNab]

Guys, we'd better get used to mediocrity. We have wasted a majority of the transfer money on players with no heart. Stoke on Wednesday night, showed us how a squad made on a fifth of the money we have, show dedication, commitment, bottle and endeavour. Something we are sadly missing. We DESERVED to lose, not for lack of skill or chances, but because stoke showed more fight than we did

Don't get it!

 

[kevreeves]

Guys, we'd better get used to mediocrity. We have wasted a majority of the transfer money on players with no heart. Stoke on Wednesday night, showed us how a squad made on a fifth of the money we have, show dedication, commitment, bottle and endeavour. Something we are sadly missing. We DESERVED to lose, not for lack of skill or chances, but because stoke showed more fight than we did

Check the League Table !!

 

[Peterreidisalegend]

I have checked the league table, and a quarter of a billion spent on a squad, that cannot go out and put a bit of effort in. We were lucky not to lose against stoke away in the league, and again dropped silly points. We simply dont have the heart or bottle to break into the top 4. And we never will unless we have players who play with a bit more passion

 

[EddieR]

Guys, we'd better get used to mediocrity. We have wasted a majority of the transfer money on players with no heart. Stoke on Wednesday night, showed us how a squad made on a fifth of the money we have, show dedication, commitment, bottle and endeavour. Something we are sadly missing. We DESERVED to lose, not for lack of skill or chances, but because stoke showed more fight than we did

Don't get it!

One of those surrealist jokes, I think.

 

[EddieR]

Guys, we'd better get used to mediocrity. We have wasted a majority of the transfer money on players with no heart. Stoke on Wednesday night, showed us how a squad made on a fifth of the money we have, show dedication, commitment, bottle and endeavour. Something we are sadly missing. We DESERVED to lose, not for lack of skill or chances, but because stoke showed more fight than we did

That's a helluva first post. Need to get something off your chest?

 

[gary walker]

Guys, we'd better get used to mediocrity. We have wasted a majority of the transfer money on players with no heart. Stoke on Wednesday night, showed us how a squad made on a fifth of the money we have, show dedication, commitment, bottle and endeavour. Something we are sadly missing. We DESERVED to lose, not for lack of skill or chances, but because stoke showed more fight than we did

Don't get it!

lmfho

 

[gary walker]

Seen a bloke in town looking lost I said can i help you mate He replied i'm going watching city today and i don't know where it is I said go up that road there you'll see 2 ques a long one and a short one. Don't get in the long one that's for the chippy bum bum
Good old bernard manning

 

[Jordie]

Guys, we'd better get used to mediocrity. We have wasted a majority of the transfer money on players with no heart. Stoke on Wednesday night, showed us how a squad made on a fifth of the money we have, show dedication, commitment, bottle and endeavour. Something we are sadly missing. We DESERVED to lose, not for lack of skill or chances, but because stoke showed more fight than we did

Read the thread title and lighten up you miserable b####rd. Welcome to bluemoon.

 

[fat boy blue]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Alfe Inge Haland

Alfe Inge Haland who?

I didn't know you could yodel


we have a winner

 

[mike channon´s windmill]

Seen a bloke in town looking lost I said can i help you mate He replied i'm going watching city today and i don't know where it is I said go up that road there you'll see 2 ques a long one and a short one. Don't get in the long one that's for the chippy bum bum
Good old bernard manning

Another Bernard classic :-

The Main Stand at Maine Road is being knocked down and rebuilt facing Moss Side

Fans will see a better class of shooting!