As much as I thought I’d be happy for us to retain the Premier League, I am now desperately hoping that we’ll win tomorrow, to achieve something that no other team has ever done.
Not the candle-lighters in their pomp; not the rags, when the pisscan was bullying everyone in sight to get his way and not even Wenger's l'Arse during the middle part of the last decade, when they were an absolutely brilliant team.
If we win tomorrow, nothing, not even the a buswreckers' victory on 1st June would take the shine off that.