Liverpool thread 2020/21

[DruntBlunt]

I am ashamed to be classed as the same nationality as the Dippers. They are a fucking deranged cult the whole lot of them. Whoever first used always the victim never their fault in relation to them has not said a more truer thing!

FFS how do you think its like to be a Norwegian blue then?

 

[sir baconface]

I don’t give a fcuk abut the rights and wrongs. The more these cnuts moan about injustice, the greater my pleasure.

 

[Vienna_70]

Ha Ha could be

We have been singing Don't Let Me Down ever since

Do you Come Together to sing it?

 

[roy.or.r]

Fucking cunts the lot of them. I don't know why but I really really hate that Robertson ****. He looks really arrogant. Fucking shitbag.

 

[Vienna_70]

FFS how do you think its like to be a Norwegian blue then?

Beautiful plumage?

 

[city2]

Breaking News, Everton have been docked 10points for the attempted killing of VVD, the points have been awarded to Liverpool which is only right and proper says the Mail,Mirror,BBC sport, Sky Sports and every fucking ex scouse player, I don’t remember Mane getting slated when he tried to decapitate Ederson.

 

[KentBlue]

Do you Come Together to sing it?

Only if Her Majesty says so.

 

[ganganvince]

Beautiful plumage?

It's dead

 

[@BluePhil8]

Fucking cunts the lot of them. I don't know why but I really really hate that Robertson ****. He looks really arrogant. Fucking shitbag.

Wasn’t it Robertson who said something like ‘sure, Ateltico have given us a big dicking today... but soon we will be playing them at Klanfield’ and then Atleti dicked them there as well? Their players believe their own hype and that’s why no neutral likes any of them.

 

[CC1]

Merseyside Police investigate.......ok

Mmmmm. Won’t hold my breath. Not one person arrested for attacking our players & coach - & it really was a criminal physical attack, not just an online threat!

 

[Vienna_70]

Only if Her Majesty says so.

I think that should be The End of these Beatles puns.

 

[N1985]

I'm absolutely loving the new forum format that makes posting hilarious shit like this, easy.

You can literally smell their piss boiling all the way down the M62. It's brilliant.

 

[avoidconfusion]

Is there a petition yet to give them the Premier League title for this season now due to the INJUSTICE that occurred ?

 

[mike1923]

I know that you shouldn't really mock the afflicted but this guy is next level special and that's a Sean promise!

I bet Pickford has gone into hiding knowing that a midget with a handbag is on the lookout for him!

They collect major trophies ... not very often though

 

[laserblue]

They collect major trophies ... not very often though

That's why they're collector's items. As rare as rocking horse shit at Klanfield in the last decade that saw City lift 11 trophies.

 

[Horlocksleftpeg]

I absolutely guarantee they all wear Van Dijk tshirts to warm up for their next game

 

[denislawsbackheel]

It's dead

It’s an ex-parrot.

 

[oldhamblue]

 

[Barcon]

I thought the same. Sean the hardman is a midget. When they meet Sean will jump up and bite Pickford in the knee.

Apparently Van Dyke is 6' 4". That makes the kid with the purse about 5" 3"
I'm sure the professional athlete is shitting himself.

 

[northendenton]

It's dead

Shuffled off this mortal coil an ex parrot