Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[Toffeedude]

I've met a lot of City fans in my time, but the dumbest blues I've ever met are f**king Einsteins compared to Dumb and Dumber......

Rory is going to be so upset when it hits home that his team are not good enough ha ha

 

[cheekybids]

Look at the man's trophy count compared to the likes of Pep, Mourinho, Ferguson, Paisley, even Wenger, and yet they talk like he's one of the all-time greats. They also talk like his achievements are along the lines of Brian Clough, taking plucky underdogs (yet simultaneously the most successful team in English history) from the doldrums to Champions League glory, when in fact he's turned a top 4-6 team and occasional title challenger into a regular title challenger (and slightly less regular title winner).

I think Klopp is a fantastic manager, but listening to them, it's like he's Shankly, Paisley and Dalglish all rolled into the one set of teeth.

Joe Fagan would be turning in his grave knowing how long it’s taken to get a get a couple of domestic pots.

 

[chesterbells]

Doing a bit of research, it probably comes from their sports medicine and performance team coming from the world of cycling and swimming

Well a certain well known successful cyclist got a TUE for asthma before winning the tour didn’t he? Except instead of treating it with a brown & blue inhaler he chose to use some other types treatment (which were technically allowed tbf).
I’ve heard them called Ventolin FC mate, though I’ve no idea how many asthmatics we have in our team…

 

[Stockport mackem]

I really fuckin hate Liverpool……

glad that’s off my chest

 

[Dzeko9]

I hope Real gonna win the UCL and we gonna win the league. I dont want this wankers win anything

 

[LGWIO]

What does @LGWIO mean? I’ve been racking my brains as to what it could stand for?

Large Gland Will Inseminate Often..... I took that from work as everyone jokes around and calls me a big dick...Or a big tosser. Well something like that!

 

[Vienna_70]

If Carlsberg did football seasons ......

If Carlsberg did football seasons, both the rags and Littlewoods would be relegated!

 

[jamesha]

Forest fan in peace. I read that Pep believes everyone supports Liverpool, let me assure you we still have absolutely no time for them( as it is my first post that is really a very gentle way of putting it!) for most Forest fans of my age they are or used to be the team we hated the most, unfortunately as we have not been in the PL for so long our team that we now all despise with a passion is Derby.

Me and a lot of mates would put City as our favourite PL team and that has been the case for some years. I wish you well for the rest of the season, please beat teeth and his now plastic scousers to the title and we will all cheer on RM in Paris.

The support that they had when they came to our place this year was pathetic, we out-sang them all match.

Will be in Manchester on Wednesday night when our youth team take on the red scum in the FA youth cup final, I think we have sold 6000 tickets. Will be tough for our kids but they at least are all local Nottingham lads….well nearly all two are Irish.

Good luck again, hope to play you next year in the PL.

Great post and good luck in the youth cup final. I miss Forest not being in the top flight - were always a good footballing side under Clough. He got a tune out of some unlikely players.

 

[cheekybids]

Always had time for Forest, play decent football. Good luck for the play offs.

Ive not forgiven them for Crosby heading it out of Dibbles hands ;)

 

[Grassland Blue]

Liverpool grandads wank into onions

Liverpool going walking into oblivion is my guess.