Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[Prestwich_Blue]

Apparently a Darwin Nunez shot that doesn't go out for a throw in counts as a shot on target.

If I’m Klopp I’d be seriously considering walking tonight. It’s too much to expect him to continuously work miracles on a shoestring.

The above lifted from RAWK shoestring lol!!!!!!!

They haven't published their 2022 accounts yet but I'd expect them to show a total squad cost around £800m. That's some fucking shoestring.

 

[waspish]

If I’m Klopp I’d be seriously considering walking tonight. It’s too much to expect him to continuously work miracles on a shoestring.

The above lifted from RAWK shoestring lol!!!!!!!

Haha they believe all this shit! Klopp just gone out and spent 44m on someone because they have a couple of injuries to jota and Dias

 

[bluethrunthru]

Sorry I know people are airing serious comment but then I keep thinking Darwin Nunez and collapse in a heap of laughter - even Andy Carol must be pissing himself tonight

 

[SebastianBlue]

Sorry I know people are airing serious comment but then I keep thinking Darwin Nunez and collapse in a heap of laughter - even Andy Carol must be pissing himself tonight

To be fair, if the rumours are true, Andy Carroll is pissing himself most nights.

 

[bluenova]

Haha they believe all this shit! Klopp just gone out and spent 44m on someone because they have a couple of injuries to jota and Dias

Klopp tried to claim they had to sell in order to buy Cody Gakpo.

"You know our situation, we can't pick players up on top, on top and stuff like this. We have to collect money then spend a little bit then we collect again."

They've sold one significant player in the five years since Coutinho, and that was for about £30m. He's just bullshitting to make himself look better.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Oh my... Scousers on this thread are LIVID.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Always cheers me up!

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Fucking hell, Klopp's a whingy one-eyed snidey **** isn't he. Absolutely no respect shown to Brentford for their effort, it's all about what the ref's missed and how shit everyone else is.

Why doesn't he just say, "It's not fair!"

It's always the same with narcissists, it's never their fault when things go wrong.

 

[hilts]

Long walk to the station for the scousers tonight

 

[SebastianBlue]

I see the media are choosing not to speak of the world’s greatest centre half being subbed off at halftime…