Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

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Amazing isnt it, one player leaves (Mane) and the whole shitshow comes apart. What a fucking terrible decision to let him go and give Salad a massive pay hike. They're fucked, and I'm loving it !
Is it that simple, their midfield of Fabinho, Henderson & Thiago can no long press. Keita when they signed him, the cult thought he was the next De Bruyne has been a massive flop & Salah is having an average season. Teams realising that you can target the space behind TAA and to a lesser extent Robertson which puts pressure on the left centreback as VD is happy to be 5 yards further back so he doesn't get dribbled by.
 
Liverpool FC have been asked to provide a teams for a test event at the Paris Olympics.

Jibbing has been approved by the IOC as a modern day version of a decathlon.

The stages include:

Producing fake tickets and selling them for the best price.

Deceiving officials with them to enter various checkpoints. Bonus points will be awarded for using "the famous sense of humour"

Pretending to be a local when caught near the gates of a stadium.

Entering the stadium illegally and boasting on social media

The final event will be destroying all evidence of jibbing successfully to convince judges you weren't there and it's wasn't your fault. Bonus points for Gaslighting using Real Madrid fans as examples.
 
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