Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[Stoned Rose]

Bingo doesn't wind me up as much as he used to, now he just makes me smile all the time he comes out with these curiously bizarre statements.
Like Hitler in his bunker, Bingo is issuing these odd soundbites to anyone who will listen, but most of the people around him are looking on incredulously as he slowly disappears into his own little make believe world. Whereas Hitler was issuing commands to troops that no longer existed, blown away by the sheer power of the Allies, Klopp is making sub-par players like Trent Anal and Gomez to perform well beyond their capabilities. An ever-decreasing Vain Dick and the static Henderson just cannot do what the Cheerleader asks of them, so he turns instead to his usual copy of the well thumbed 'Blame-Man-City-For-Everything' manual, where he finds solace in the fact that we are responsible for every famine, every earthquake, every outbreak of botulism and every single natural disaster that has befallen this planet of ours. He particularly likes to read chapter 4, paragraph 6, where it reads "If the dippers fail to win any silverware and finish the season in 8th place it must be understood that it is in no way the fault of Loony Bingo. He cannot, regardless of the circumstances, be held accountable for anything that does not go the way the dipper's want it to."

Trent Anal.

That needs to stick, mate.

 

[Irlamblue]

Mo Salary

 

[its grim up north]

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That's on it's way to my scouse mate as we speak

 

[ysmsa]

Mo Salary

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, excellent

 

[City Man]

The biggest clanger livarpool have done is letting Mané go.this is biting them on their arse big time. It’s akin to selling Aguero in his prime and replacing him with Wilfred Bony.

Absolutely. It's blindingly obvious Sane's departure has left a huge hole and Nunez is not going to fill it.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Ha ha ha ha - "I am worried there may be some booing" - he fucking knows that one club in particular who might do that.......

 

[bluethrunthru]

Absolutely. It's blindingly obvious Sane's departure has left a huge hole and Nunez is not going to fill it.

losing Mane was like severing an artery below the knee and Nunez is the 2 inch plaster they bought at great expense to be a tourniquet

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Absolutely. It's blindingly obvious Sane's departure has left a huge hole and Nunez is not going to fill it.

Nunez is supposed to fill Firmino’s hole when he goes. He’s not mobile or fast enough to be a wide forward for them in their hoof ball to corner quadrant and run as fast as you can to get ball.

Diaz is supposed to be the Mane replacement, and despite people blowing smoke up his arse sycophantically last season, his numbers were nowhere near what Mane’s were and haven’t improved this season.

Diaz looks to me to be an erratic, slightly quicker version of Coutinho. Don’t let him curl the ball from the edge of the area towards the far post and you’ve mostly stifled him.

 

[shackattack]

Ha ha ha ha - "I am worried there may be some booing" - he fucking knows that one club in particular who might do that.......

Not a big fan of either but going to be an interesting " European night under the floodlights" when Rangers visit.

 

[cheekybids]

True. The two golden rules of management are;
Don't blame everyone else
Don't ask people to do something you can't,or haven't,done yourself.

Is number 3, don’t organise a parade on the anniversary of killing 39 people?