Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

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Dipper colleagues believe Salah's obscene wage is causing unrest within the dressing room,and we all know how easy it is for these cunts to feel hard done to and start throwing their toys out the pram.

As for Nunez,he just looks like 2022's version of Andy Carrol,pmsl.
 
It's got fuck all to do with recovery, they know that their very very best, when every single player is fit and firing, it's not enough.
That's what will see them off. This is their greatest team (apparently) and they have been the bridesmaid year after year.
This City team, and the ones gone before, have absolutely ruined their quest for greatness.
Drink it in, they will have MCFC on their minds for generations.
 
Phil1 said:
It's got fuck all to do with recovery, they know that their very very best, when every single player is fit and firing, it's not enough.
That's what will see them off. This is their greatest team (apparently) and they have been the bridesmaid year after year.
This City team, and the ones gone before, have absolutely ruined their quest for greatness.
Drink it in, they will have MCFC on their minds for generations.
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The way we won in 2014, 2019 and 2022 will haunt them through the ages.
 
Phil1 said:
It's got fuck all to do with recovery, they know that their very very best, when every single player is fit and firing, it's not enough.
That's what will see them off. This is their greatest team (apparently) and they have been the bridesmaid year after year.
This City team, and the ones gone before, have absolutely ruined their quest for greatness.
Drink it in, they will have MCFC on their minds for generations.
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& yet we are judged to have a very ordinary team that just pass. Not worthy of a player in the team of the year & a coach that’s a fraud.

The mental gymnastics could be a sport if it’s own.
 
KentBlue said:
Bingo doesn't wind me up as much as he used to, now he just makes me smile all the time he comes out with these curiously bizarre statements.
Like Hitler in his bunker, Bingo is issuing these odd soundbites to anyone who will listen, but most of the people around him are looking on incredulously as he slowly disappears into his own little make believe world. Whereas Hitler was issuing commands to troops that no longer existed, blown away by the sheer power of the Allies, Klopp is making sub-par players like Trent Anal and Gomez to perform well beyond their capabilities. An ever-decreasing Vain Dick and the static Henderson just cannot do what the Cheerleader asks of them, so he turns instead to his usual copy of the well thumbed 'Blame-Man-City-For-Everything' manual, where he finds solace in the fact that we are responsible for every famine, every earthquake, every outbreak of botulism and every single natural disaster that has befallen this planet of ours. He particularly likes to read chapter 4, paragraph 6, where it reads "If the dippers fail to win any silverware and finish the season in 8th place it must be understood that it is in no way the fault of Loony Bingo. He cannot, regardless of the circumstances, be held accountable for anything that does not go the way the dipper's want it to."
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They never seem to get fuckin embarrassed anyone from that club, about anything. If that was Pep every time they're shit, I'd be completely fuckin cringed out by it.
 
Best goalkeeper
Best right back
Best left back
Best defender
Best captain
Best front three
Best summer signing
Best fitness regime
Best fans

In the werld....

But only one premier league in the 7 years this squad had been together under Jürgen Klopp. Hardly heavy metal football, more country fair accordion.

So, is Klopp underachieving and mismanaging his ageing squad to the point of burn out, or have they possibly duped everyone in the media into bigging them up beyond their abilities for years with their incessant mithering that only anything Liverpool is good and everything else is bad (aka scousewashing)? Or, option three, those inhalers are pretty damn powerful but can't be used year after year?

Cant wait for them to somehow still blame City. First it's associating with potential human rights abusers (fyi running round with the name of a bank found guilty to the tune of $1.1bn in fines of money laundering in a process shown to have put weapons in the hands of militants, is fine) now it's little Jurgen's heart and corrupting all footballer's love for football over money, fuelled by shameless profiteering of discarded players for almost as much combined as coutinho to Barca.

Bad City. If our owners had any shame they'd sell up to Donald Trump tomorrow, rename the Etihad as the Missouri Belle Arena, then own up to switching Haaland's name for Noony-es on the contracts and agree to pay repapartions in the form of a basket full of candles floated down the Mersey every day for a century.
 
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