Words of wisdom:
How anyone could want these cheating twats to win the league at a procession to show how much of a one sided shit show this is is beyond me. These cheating fuckers could win the next five titles by 20 points every season and not one single person in the media or press would call them out on it. They’d all just go on about how great they are. Fuck them I don’t want these cheating c*nts winning anything.
All I want is the premier league to grow a pair of balls and investigate them properly, but we all know that will never happen cos they don’t want to damage their brand. Oh and by the way, as shit as we’ve been this season and as many goals as Herman Munster has scored for them this season we will beat them next week cos the cardy wearing fraud has a mental block when it comes to Klopp.
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
… Erling Haaland is comin' to town
Erling Haaland is comin' to town
Erling Haaland is comin' to town
… He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out
Who's naughty or nice
…Erling Haaland is comin' to town
Erling Haaland is comin' to town
Erling Haaland is comin' to town
… He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
… So you better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
… Erling Haaland is comin' to town
Erling Haaland is comin' to town
Erling Haaland is comin' to town
… The kids in girl and boyland
Will have a jubilee
They're gonna build a toyland
All around the Christmas tree
… So you better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
…Erling Haaland (is comin' to town)
Erling Haaland (is comin' to town)
Erling Haaland is comin'
Erling Haaland is comin'
Erling Haaland is comin'
To town