Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[Akira]

Never forget they and their red shirt pundits alike tried to put up Van Dijk in PL all-time XI's.

 

[aguero93:20]

Accusing them of being on drugs would probably be libellous so I’ll err on the side of caution and definitely not accuse them of being on drugs.

For the avoidance of any doubt, I’m definitely not suggesting that LIVERPOOL PLAYERS TAKE DRUGS.

Whoops, finger slipped.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Whoops, finger slipped.

That’s what she said

 

[KearsleyBlue]

Scouse prisoner in work today...'it'll only take 300 million to sort it out, we only need a new midfield and a new defence'
I think it's best he stays locked up!

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Lost my dad yesterday,he'll be sat next to Mike Doyle now! Went out on the piss and waking up to the news that these feral fuckers got stuffed last night has cheered me up no end!

Just catching up and sorry for your loss.

 

[mattcity5]

Never forget they and their red shirt pundits alike tried to put up Van Dijk in PL all-time XI's.

Well he's won one less league title than our Joleon so he's got to be up there....

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Apologies if already posted...

 

[Protein Junkie]

Never forget they and their red shirt pundits alike tried to put up Van Dijk in PL all-time XI's.

He’s playing more like an XXXXL at the moment.

 

[FantasyIreland]

Scouse prisoner in work today...'it'll only take 300 million to sort it out, we only need a new midfield and a new defence'
I think it's best he stays locked up!

Whatever he's done.....It definitely wasnt his fault.

 

[Gesario]

He’s that daft slaphead from Ireland talks a load of shite on YouTube

If you listen carefully you can hear his ma screaming , will you fkin shut up an get to bed

 

[roach3]

Do we think BT will now shelve plans for Darling Nunez's goal being shown at the start of every Champions league programme from now till eternity?

I have a sneaky feeling they might

nah itll be king kenny firing one in from a 100 years ago

 

[horlock_was_super]

If you listen carefully you can hear his ma screaming , will you fkin shut up an get to bed

I hope all these dippers getting £26 after each goal has declared the extra income to the DSS this morning.

 

[LongsightM13]

Do they still have the best keeper, full backs, centre half, midfielder and striker in deeeer weeeeeeld?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Do they still have the best keeper, full backs, centre half, midfielder and striker in deeeer weeeeeeld?

Don’t ever forget Best back up left back in Der Weerld lah.
Smacked Arse I think his name is

 

[Bigga]

Apologies if already posted...

Had me in stitches!!

 

[roach3]

Long story short. I was having an argument with a couple locals when Liverpool were supposedly being sold, they told me they don't want the Arabs owning Liverpool and they would've rather become a mid table, so when I confronted one of them saying " you do realise Salah is Arab ? " he said to me " fuck off Salah is not Arab he's African and if you want Arabs fuck off and support City/Newcastle, based on your accent you are not British , and the local fans are more important than you international fans, we don't your Arab kind owning Liverpool full stop.

so just the normal day to day dipper behavior then

 

[horlock_was_super]

so just the normal day to day dipper behavior then

Didn’t they come out with some bollocks a while back that because of No Salad Islamophobia had been all but eradicated on miseryside?

 

[johnevans]

Didn’t they come out with some bollocks a while back that because of No Salad Islamophobia had been all but eradicated on miseryside?

'North West Tonight' and Sky both featured a special report on the very same at the time (June 2019)..

 

[eyalluvitt]

Little gobshite soon shut up..

Is the Spanish guy laughing at the result or his ridiculous junior tache?

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

Don’t ever forget Best back up left back in Der Weerld lah.
Smacked Arse I think his name is

Best 3rd choice keeper too, if memory serves me correctly ;)