Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[malg]

Mentality monsters

 

[manclad]

Dick Van Hype having the shit ripped out of him by Jim Milner was lovely to see. What is this shit that spitty Carragher is sprouting, that Liverpool and Ushited is a Derby, since when you thick twat, get your geography right.

A580 derby ??

 

[Toffeedude]

Eh? I'd

Eh?
I'd get me calculator but somehow I don't think it will help.

It is simple mate. It just means they have no chance

 

[manclad]

I'm not going to speak for anyone else, but I've had a lorra lorra laughs tonight

Nice one Cilla !!

 

[footballmanager]

2 pts out of a possible 9 is not great

 

[Citizen in Pakistan]

Was Liverpool shit or United played well?

 

[dublinblue12]

Klopps excuse, im thinking:

- Monday nights too dark for playing
- The new away kit is cursed
- fake bus being bricked

 

[Indaparkside]

2 pts out of a possible 9 is not great

It’s magnificent

 

[Bazzmand Show]

Their midfield is fucking awful.

Why Klopp spent £85 mill on the Uruguayan Andy Carroll and not a central midfielder is astounding

They play hoof ball anyway, they've really needed a good midfield - a lot of it has been smash it up to the front 3 as fast as possible and hope for the best.

 

[coolcity]

Its frightening over there...you cant tell me they're not deranged...from the Palace thread...

" Worrying that we’ve spent 4 points from our 20 point reserve, hopefully we can regain 6 points so we’re up to 22 points. Man City have a bank of minus 4 points though so if they lose more points, a negative plus a negative is a positive. So ideally we need them to keep winning, it’d be annoying to see them increase that bank by losing games. If we take their average points total of the last two seasons, add our 20 point bank, delete their bank, and then maybe see if Arsenal or Spurs have a bank that we can borrow, then we can drop 24 more points"

Eh?
I'd get me calculator but somehow I don't think it will help.

 

[PragueBlue]

Was Liverpool shit or United played well?

Both pretty average. Rags just about shaded it.

 

[trumpton]

The elephant in the room is van dijk.

Stands there pointing to other players where to go instead of going there himself. No attempt to close down Sancho for the goal.

 

[chesterbells]

They’ve got loads of players out (Matip Konate Fabinho Thiago Jota Nunes) and the standard of the players coming in to replace them is nowhere near as good and they don’t have the same attributes to do a similar (even if not it the same standard) job as they are different types of players.

Didn’t Fabinho play mate?

 

[PragueBlue]

Didn’t Fabinho play mate?

Came on as sub after about 60 mins I think.

 

[Blu1]

Wonder who klipty klopp will blame tonight

 

[Cityinmyheart]

Klopp has run them to the ground

 

[Bill Walker]

Just got up and seen the result hahahaha..What's Klipperty blaming this time ?

Hubble Bubble toil and trouble :) That bloody Witch.

 

[WestGorton]

Going down Going down Going down....

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Virgil van Dijk currently looks like a shell of his former self. Lazy, easily gotten at, no leadership. What's going on there?

 

[meeesh]

Their midfield is fucking awful.

Why Klopp spent £85 mill on the Uruguayan Andy Carroll and not a central midfielder is astounding

Let’s be fair though the best midfielder in the world is out injured at present for them