Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

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bluethrunthru said:
from the BBC Gossip page........... expect industrial amounts of dog shit through his letterbox starting tomorrow

Egypt winger Mohamed Salah would be willing to leave Liverpool in the summer WHEN the club fail to qualify for next season's Champions League. (Fijaches - in Spanish)
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Amended for you buddy :-)
 
svennis pennis said:
Assume that all 800 had legitimate tickets as apparently nobody travelled without one.
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you can add another 5000 on that by the time the scousers are finished.
the compo should be paid by the fans who screwed their own fans with those few fake tickets allegedly,maybe,might have been.
 
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bluethrunthru said:
from the BBC Gossip page........... expect industrial amounts of dog shit through his letterbox starting tomorrow

Egypt winger Mohamed Salah would be willing to leave Liverpool in the summer if the club fail to qualify for next season's Champions League. (Fijaches - in Spanish)
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aguero93:20 said:
He's on a sharp decline and a massive wage, I'm sure they'd be delighted to get rid of him for any decent fee but where would he go?
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They'll tell PiGMOL whether they want him to stay or not and VAR will decide their final position.
City, Arse and rags are probably top three so that leaves dippers chasing 4th place.
They are 9 behind Spurs with two games in hand and Spurs are always likely to go go Spursy. Can't see barcodes and Fulham lasting the pace but I'd love to be wrong.
 
aguero93:20 said:
He's on a sharp decline and a massive wage, I'm sure they'd be delighted to get rid of him for any decent fee but where would he go?
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Amazing isnt it, one player leaves (Mane) and the whole shitshow comes apart. What a fucking terrible decision to let him go and give Salad a massive pay hike. They're fucked, and I'm loving it !
 
Bill Walker said:
Amazing isnt it, one player leaves (Mane) and the whole shitshow comes apart. What a fucking terrible decision to let him go and give Salad a massive pay hike. They're fucked, and I'm loving it !
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Wijnaldum was a huge loss as well, left Fabinho as the only one that could run.
 
Bill Walker said:
Amazing isnt it, one player leaves (Mane) and the whole shitshow comes apart. What a fucking terrible decision to let him go and give Salad a massive pay hike. They're fucked, and I'm loving it !
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Is it that simple, their midfield of Fabinho, Henderson & Thiago can no long press. Keita when they signed him, the cult thought he was the next De Bruyne has been a massive flop & Salah is having an average season. Teams realising that you can target the space behind TAA and to a lesser extent Robertson which puts pressure on the left centreback as VD is happy to be 5 yards further back so he doesn't get dribbled by.
 
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Producing fake tickets and selling them for the best price.

Deceiving officials with them to enter various checkpoints. Bonus points will be awarded for using "the famous sense of humour"

Pretending to be a local when caught near the gates of a stadium.

Entering the stadium illegally and boasting on social media

The final event will be destroying all evidence of jibbing successfully to convince judges you weren't there and it's wasn't your fault. Bonus points for Gaslighting using Real Madrid fans as examples.
 
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