Dave Ewing's Back 'eader said:tevezlaces said:but a snarling, venomous EFC Gollum look-alike who was intent on matching the aggression.
Snarling and Venomous? - Fuck me thats funny. This needs to win some sort of forum prize for the most over the top reaction ever.
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You just can't write this stuff.......
The softly spoken Italian tip toed himself into the 20 ft tall Spitting Cobra's lair, when the softly spoken and nervous Italian pleaded for the ball back the Scottish spitting cobra's responded by not only sinking his fangs into the Italians head, but then proceeded to attack the Italians family, eating them whole one by one and then displaying their bloodied heads on spikes high over the city of Manchester Stadium.
The FA have charged the softly spoken Italian and sent a letter to the 20ft Scottish cobra to remind him about his future conduct !
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I wait for the next installment about how we are hard done by, cheated and everyone else who isn't connected with MCFC is the devil and out to destroy us !!